God damn, Mike...well, rest in peace. "Billie Jean" is, has been, and always will be hood as all hell.
Keepin' it relevant: meet the finest visual juxtaposition of "Michael Jackson" and "soccer" available.
Your pedophilic jokes shan't be necessary.
Also, in lieu of recent events, a comparison culled from a buddy.
Deuce Dempsey: Say, man, you got a joint?
Sergio Ramos: No, not on me, man.
Deuce: It'd be a lot cooler if you diiid ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
**(It occurred to me, one could be thick and take this the wrong way. Don't.)
